seriously this post gets me every fucking time

173,380 notes   -  22 October 2014

Me in two sentences.
  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
909,156 notes   -  19 October 2014

  • me on my deathbed: i just have one more thing 2 say before i die
  • everyone: what is it
  • me: the kardashians just love each other so much like no matter what anyone says they always have each others backs and remember when rob didn't go to kims wedding because he was feeling self conscious and she wasnt even mad she was just sad for him like how sweet is that
  • everyone: are u serio-
  • me: kardashians 4 life
  • me: [dies]
58,735 notes   -  19 October 2014


do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

73,021 notes   -  19 October 2014


You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you. One of the most freeing things I have ever heard  (via sterlingsea)
296,320 notes   -  19 October 2014




boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

494,214 notes   -  19 October 2014


"introduce yourself to the class"

13,286 notes   -  18 October 2014